hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
