That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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