Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
