Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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