physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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