Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Randomize
