question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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