Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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