Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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