GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
