Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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