awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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