Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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