Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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