We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Boobs are out for the taking
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
