That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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