She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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