i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Non-Jews are for practice
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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