Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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