So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize
