I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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