You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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