The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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