Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
there was a trapeze. enough said
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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