Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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