dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
