brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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