They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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