I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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