4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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