I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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