Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
