Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
so much tequila, so little girl.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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