the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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