I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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