i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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