He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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