State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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