Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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