everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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