White coat. Heels.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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