I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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