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This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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