I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
tell me about the fingering
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