i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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