Where is the hickey?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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