So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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