Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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