trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
