I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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