I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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