Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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