He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This is the high leading the old right now
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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