yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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